The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“Bowers's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Bowers gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
82%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Bowers drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.