The Chip-and-Release Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“The broadcast shows Bowers on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Bowers is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
87%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bowers drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.