The Late Scratch Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“Bowers tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Bowers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bowers's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.