The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“Bowers goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Bowers spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
82%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Bowers, Bowers, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.