The Blocking Assignment Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“Bowers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Ref: "Number Bowers, that's a flag." Bowers: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Bowers gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
86%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bowers's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.