The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“Bowers is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- A mysterious flag erases Bowers's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Bowers is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
86%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bowers's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.