The Blocking Assignment Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“Bowers gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Bowers sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
78%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single tear from a 49ers fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Bowers, Bowers, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.