The Late Scratch Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“Bowers spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Bowers is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
74%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bowers's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.