The Hamstring Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“Bowers is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Ref: "Number Bowers, that's a flag." Bowers: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
89%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bowers's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.