The Blocking Assignment Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“Bowers runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Bowers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bowers, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Ashton Jeanty
- Trey McBride
- Colston Loveland
- Tyler Warren
- Sam LaPorta
- Harold Fannin Jr.
- Tucker Kraft
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- George Kittle
- Dalton Kincaid
- Oronde Gadsden
- Travis Kelce
FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.