The Invisible Route Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“Bowers gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Bowers will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
84%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Titans fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bowers's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.