The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Bowers's stadium. Only over Bowers.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Bowers lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
78%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bowers's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.