The Chip-and-Release Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“Bowers's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Bowers's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
81%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bowers's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.