The Late Scratch Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“Bowers has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Bowers scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
76%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bowers's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.