The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“Bowers gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Bowers gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
91%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bowers drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.