The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“Bowers is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Bowers tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
73%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Bowers scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.