The Chip-and-Release Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“Bowers scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Bowers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single tear from a Seahawks fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bowers, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.