The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“Bowers gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Bowers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bowers's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.