The Invisible Route Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Bowers's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Bowers sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
75%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bowers, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.