The Invisible Route Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“Bowers stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
- Bowers gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
87%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Bowers scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.