The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“The broadcast shows Bowers on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Bowers will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
82%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bowers's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.