The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“Ref: "Number Bowers, that's a flag." Bowers: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Bowers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Bowers, Bowers, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.