The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“Bowers is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- The broadcast shows Bowers on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
83%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Bowers, Bowers, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.