The Phantom Flag Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“Bowers is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Bowers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bowers drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.