The Blocking Assignment Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Bowers's stadium. Only over Bowers.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Bowers scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
76%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Bowers, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.