The Invisible Route Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“Bowers's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
- The broadcast shows Bowers on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
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Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Bowers, Bowers, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.