The Blocking Assignment Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“Bowers gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Bowers is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
86%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bowers's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.