The Phantom Flag Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“Purdy will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Purdy gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- Purdy throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
91%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A used challenge flag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Purdy, Purdy, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.