The Mystery Tweak Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“Purdy audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Purdy is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Purdy, the end zone is a rumor.
88%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A used challenge flag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Purdy's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.