The Bad Snap Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“Purdy tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Purdy's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Purdy will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
77%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single tear from a Packers fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Purdy drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.