The Chip-and-Release Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“Ref: "Number Kaufusi, that's a flag." Kaufusi: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Kaufusi is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Kaufusi has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
82%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Lions fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single Giants jersey, ironically worn
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Kaufusi's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.