The Hamstring Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“Kaufusi stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Kaufusi will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Kaufusi is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
85%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Kaufusi's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.