The Phantom Flag Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“Kaufusi is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Kaufusi's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Kaufusi runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
91%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Kaufusi, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.