The Late Scratch Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“Kaufusi's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Kaufusi is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Kaufusi spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
92%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kaufusi drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.