The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“Kaufusi runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- The broadcast shows Kaufusi on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Kaufusi gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of BYU's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Kaufusi, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.