The Hamstring Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“Kaufusi's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Kaufusi's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Kaufusi goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
91%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single Steelers jersey, ironically worn
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kaufusi drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.