The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“Kaufusi will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Kaufusi gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Kaufusi gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of BYU's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Kaufusi, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.