The Blocking Assignment Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“The broadcast shows Kaufusi on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Kaufusi's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Kaufusi is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
87%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Kaufusi drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.