The Snap Count Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“Kaufusi will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Kaufusi is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Kaufusi gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
80%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Kaufusi, Kaufusi, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.