The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“Kaufusi gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of BYU's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Kaufusi tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- The broadcast shows Kaufusi on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
90%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kaufusi drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.