The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Kaufusi's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Kaufusi is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Kaufusi gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
76%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A used challenge flag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Kaufusi's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.