The Blocking Assignment Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Kaufusi's stadium. Only over Kaufusi.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- The broadcast shows Kaufusi on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Kaufusi gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of BYU's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Kaufusi's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.