The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“Kaufusi gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Kaufusi is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Kaufusi has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
77%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Kaufusi, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.