The Mystery Tweak Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“Kaufusi's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- A mysterious flag erases Kaufusi's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Kaufusi gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
85%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Kaufusi's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.