The Phantom Flag Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“Kaufusi gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of BYU's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Kaufusi finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- The broadcast shows Kaufusi on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
92%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Kaufusi's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.