The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“Kaufusi gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of BYU's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Kaufusi is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Kaufusi scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
91%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kaufusi drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.