The Late Scratch Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“Kaufusi gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of BYU's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Kaufusi tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Kaufusi catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
86%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Kaufusi scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.