The Snap Count Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“Kaufusi will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Kaufusi's stadium. Only over Kaufusi.
- Kaufusi has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
75%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Kaufusi's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.