The Invisible Route Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“Ref: "Number Kaufusi, that's a flag." Kaufusi: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Kaufusi gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of BYU's biggest rival.
- Kaufusi stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
74%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kaufusi drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.