The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“Kaufusi is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Kaufusi gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Kaufusi gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of BYU's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Kaufusi drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.